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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why did the calendar feel popular?

What did the grape do when it got promoted?

Why did the bicycle fall over at the debate?

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the gig?

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

Why did the coffee call the police?

Why do opticians live so long?

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur's snack?

Why did the scarecrow win a Pulitzer?