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📚 Back to School Dad Jokes

59 teacher puns and school jokes for the new year.

Why did the biology student break up with the chemistry student?

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Why did the geography student break up with the atlas?

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Why did the student bring a mirror to the exam?

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What did the math teacher order at the Mexican restaurant?

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Why did the pencil feel confident on test day?

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Why did the history teacher bring a guitar to class?

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Why did the pencil get fired?

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Broken pencils are pretty useless.

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Why did the geometry teacher miss class?

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Why did the sailor bring a pencil to the ocean?

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Why did the traveler bring a pencil to the hotel?

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

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What do history teachers and judges have in common?

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Why was the history teacher always so cool?

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What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoelaces together?

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