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📚 Back to School Dad Jokes

59 teacher puns and school jokes for the new year.

Why did the backpack feel stressed?

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Why did the medieval knight always carry a pencil?

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Why did the student put his test in the freezer?

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Why did the art teacher get promoted?

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What did the paper say to the pencil?

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Why did the student take a ruler to bed?

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Why did the globe feel dizzy at school?

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Why did the science teacher break up with the biology teacher?

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What do history teachers and trees have in common?

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Why did the English teacher go to court?

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Why did the student stare at the orange juice carton?

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Why was the geometry teacher always happy?

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What's a pencil's favorite place to visit?

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Why did the student bring scissors to class?

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Why did the student eat his homework?

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