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📚 Back to School Dad Jokes

59 teacher puns and school jokes for the new year.

Why did the student wear glasses to math class?

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What do you get when you cross a math teacher and a clock?

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What's a math teacher's favorite season?

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Why was the music teacher so good at baseball?

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

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What do math teachers eat for dessert?

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Why did the student do multiplication on the floor?

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Why did the job candidate bring a pencil to the interview?

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Why was the soup always the teacher's favorite?

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What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

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Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

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Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?

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What did the calculator say to the student?

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