🎄 Christmas Dad Jokes

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

Santa Pause.

What do you call a slow skier at Christmas?

A slope-poke!

Why did the Advent calendar feel nervous?

Its days were numbered!

What did Mrs. Claus say during the thunderstorm?

Come look at the rain, dear!

Why couldn't the Christmas tree stand up?

It didn't have a leg to stand on!

What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Why is Santa so good at karate?

Because he has a black belt!

What do snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren!

Why did the gingerbread man put on a coat?

He was feeling a little cookie!

What do you call Santa when he's broke and walking backward?

Strapped for Claus!

Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?

Because it soots him!

What do you call a penguin in the Arctic at Christmas?

Lost!

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Because he wanted to sleep like a log!

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

Rude-olph!

Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose!