🎄 Christmas Dad Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus!

Why did the Christmas cookie go to the hospital?

Because it was feeling crummy!

What kind of photos do elves take?

Elfies!

What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws!

Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?

Because he went down in history!

What do elves do after school?

Their gnomework!

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

Because it's in Decembrrrr!

What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

Why did the Christmas lights go to the therapist?

They were feeling a bit strung out!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claus-trophobia!

Why was the turkey at the Christmas party?

Because it was already dressed!

What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

He was feeling crummy!

Why does Santa always land on your roof?

Because he likes being on top of things!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!