🎄 Christmas Dad Jokes

Why did the ornament go to the hospital?

It had tinsel-itis!

What do you call a broke Santa?

Saint Nickel-less!

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!

What do gingerbread men use to make their beds?

Cookie sheets!

Why does Scrooge love reindeer?

Because every single buck is dear to him!

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Silent Night!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic!

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed!

What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

Santa Pause!

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose!

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

Rude-olph!

Why does Santa go down chimneys?

Because it soots him!

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman.