Why did the ornament go to the hospital?
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153 festive jokes to spread holiday cheer (and groans).
Why did the ornament go to the hospital?
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1What do you call a broke Santa?
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
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What do gingerbread men use to make their beds?
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Why does Scrooge love reindeer?
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What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
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What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
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What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
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Why does Santa go down chimneys?
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What do elves learn in school?
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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