Corny Dad Jokes

Why did the autobiography feel lonely?

It was too self-centered!

What do you call a literary cat?

A paw-et!

Why did the author always write in the garden?

She wanted to work on her plot!

What do you call a book about gravity that you finished in one sitting?

Impossible to put down!

Why did the mystery novel win the cooking contest?

It had the best plot twist!

What do you call a book that takes forever to finish itself?

A long-running series!

Why did the encyclopedia feel insecure?

Everyone only wanted it for its volumes!

What did the horror novel say to the comedy book?

You crack me up, but I have a spine-tingling story!

Why did the comma break up with the apostrophe?

It felt too possessive!

What do you call a book about adhesives?

Something you just can't put down!

Why did the reader bring binoculars to the library?

They wanted to check out the long-range bestsellers!

What do you call a novel that keeps running away?

A paperchase!

Why did the book go to the chiropractor?

Because its spine was out of alignment!

Why did the tree feel embarrassed at the garden party?

It was caught with its plants down!

What did the dandelion say to the lawn mower?

You really cut me down to size!