Why did the vine refuse to let go of the fence?
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Corny Dad Jokes
Maximum cheese ahead. These jokes are so corny, they should come with a side of butter. You've been warned.
What do you call a plant that goes to the gym?
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Why did the compost win the award?
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What do you call a philosophical bush?
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Why did the gardener wear a crown?
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What do you call a garden snail that hitches a ride on a turtle?
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Why did the garden hose stop working?
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What kind of flower grows between your nose and chin?
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Why did the rose go on a date with the thorn?
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What do you call a garden full of math teachers?
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Why did the weed go to law school?
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What do you call a lazy flower bed?
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Why did the sunflower go to the principal's office?
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Why did the station wagon start a band?
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What do you call a car in a hot tub?
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