Corny Dad Jokes

What do you call a kid who won't stop asking questions?

An inter-a-gator!

Why did the new dad stare at the frozen juice can?

Because it said 'concentrate'!

Why did the toddler refuse to nap at grandma's house?

Because he didn't want to rest in a strange place — he wanted his own crib!

What did the clownfish say on its first day of work?

I hope nobody thinks I'm just clowning around!

Why did the orca join a band?

Because it already had killer vocals!

What did the barnacle say when it got a new home?

I'm really attached to this place!

Why did the starfish fail the interview?

It couldn't handle the pressure — it kept going to pieces!

What do you call a sea creature that does math?

An octo-plus!

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the seafood restaurant?

The bill was too big!

What do you call a fish that won't shut up?

A big-mouth bass!

Why did the sailor bring a bar of soap to sea?

To wash up on shore!

What did the tuna say when it aced the exam?

I'm on a roll!

Why did the squid cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What do you call a fish that floats at the top?

Bob!

Why don't clams ever donate to charity?

Because they're tight with their mussels!