Why did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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Corny Dad Jokes
Maximum cheese ahead. These jokes are so corny, they should come with a side of butter. You've been warned.
Why did the skeleton skip the party?
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What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
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Why did the yoga instructor get fired from the bakery?
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Why did the magnet go to therapy?
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What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?
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Why did the tailor get fired from the restaurant?
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Why did the geometry teacher miss class?
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Why did the cell phone go to the dentist?
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?
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What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum?
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Why did the broom get a promotion?
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Why did the smartphone need glasses?
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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
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