Corny Dad Jokes

Why was the coffee always so well-informed?

It read the daily grind!

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

He was feeling crummy!

What did the tea say to the sugar?

You make life so sweet — don't ever dissolve on me!

Why don't tea bags ever win at sports?

They always end up in hot water!

Why does Santa always land on your roof?

Because he likes being on top of things!

What do you call a cow that just had coffee?

De-calf-inated!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!

How does a coffee bean say goodbye?

See you latte!

Why did the ornament go to the hospital?

It had tinsel-itis!

What do you call a broke Santa?

Saint Nickel-less!

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!

What do you call a coat that's always causing drama?

A trench coat — it's always stirring things up!

What do gingerbread men use to make their beds?

Cookie sheets!

Why did the fashion show never end?

It kept going down the runway!