Corny Dad Jokes

Why does Scrooge love reindeer?

Because every single buck is dear to him!

What's a glove's favorite greeting?

High five — it's always handy!

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Silent Night!

Why did the dress go to jail?

It was caught hemming and hawing at the scene!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic!

What do you call a jacket that's always on time?

A blazer — it's always sharp!

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed!

Why was the sweater such a great storyteller?

It always had everyone in stitches!

What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

Santa Pause!

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead — I'll just hang around!

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose!

Why did the scarf never get invited anywhere?

It was always wrapped up in itself!

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

Rude-olph!

What's a tailor's favorite type of math?

Geometry — they love working with patterns!

Why does Santa go down chimneys?

Because it soots him!