Corny Dad Jokes

What did the dirt say to the rain?

If this keeps up, my name will be mud!

What do scaffolds and good friends have in common?

They both support you when things get high!

Why do rivers never get lost?

Because they always follow the current!

Why did the electrician become a construction worker?

He wanted to stay grounded!

What did the thunder say to the lightning?

You're truly shocking!

What do you call a lazy bulldozer?

A bulldozer — it's always pushing things off!

Why don't flowers ever drive safely?

Because they keep putting the petal to the metal!

Why do construction workers make great comedians?

They always bring down the house!

What's a mountain's favorite candy?

Snow caps!

What did the roof say to the house?

I've got you covered!

Why did the gardener plant lightbulbs?

He wanted to grow a power plant!

Why did the hammer go to school?

To hit the books!

Why did the cloud break up with the fog?

Because the relationship was too misty!

Why don't construction workers ever get lost?

Because they always follow the blueprint!

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!