What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
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Dad Jokes for Work
Perfect for team meetings, Slack channels, email sign-offs, and water cooler moments. Guaranteed groans from your coworkers.
Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
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What do elves do after school?
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What position does a mummy play in football?
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Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
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What do you call a skeleton who won the lottery?
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Why did the zombie go to the counselor?
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What do you call a ghost comedian?
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Why did the ghost join the cheerleading squad?
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What do you call a monster who poisons your cereal?
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Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
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What do you call a haunted chicken?
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Why did the headless horseman start a business?
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What did the jack-o-lantern say to the other pumpkin?
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Why don't ghosts go out in the rain?
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