Dad Jokes for Work

What did the monitor say after a long day?

I need to refresh.

Why did the developer refuse to play hide and seek?

Good luck hiding when they always find your cache.

What do you call a cybersecurity expert at a party?

The one who checks everyone at the door.

Why did the IT department hire a plumber?

To fix the data leaks.

What did the browser tab say to the other 47 tabs?

Move over, I need some memory too!

Why did the Python programmer feel constricted?

Too many tight loops.

What do you call a tech startup run by chickens?

An egg-cellerator.

Why did the ethernet cable break up with the Wi-Fi?

It needed a stronger connection.

What did the backup drive say on Valentine's Day?

I'll always save a copy of my love for you.

Why did the firewall feel underappreciated?

It blocked thousands of threats and nobody said thanks.

What do you call a network engineer who cooks?

A server chef.

Why was the JavaScript developer always in trouble?

They kept making false promises.

What did the mouse say to the keyboard?

You're really my type.

Why did the developer always carry an umbrella?

In case of a cloud leak.

What do you call a computer that dances?

A disco drive.