Dad Jokes for Work

Why did the QA tester cross the road?

To validate the other side.

What did the GPU say to the CPU at the bar?

Stop hogging all the threads!

Why did the tech bro bring a pillow to the server room?

He heard they needed to put the servers to sleep.

What do you call an AI that writes poetry?

Poet-AI-c.

Why did the tech company hire a gardener?

They needed help with their root access.

Why did the algorithm go to couples therapy?

It had trouble sorting out its relationships.

What do you call a laptop that falls off a desk?

A crash.

Why did the coder bring a dictionary to the hackathon?

To look up all the undefined variables.

What did the power button say to the user?

You really turn me on.

Why did the SSD dump the floppy disk?

It said the relationship had no capacity for growth.

What do you call a computer virus that's polite?

Malw-'yes sir.'

Why did the Bluetooth device feel lonely?

It couldn't find anyone to pair with.

What did the Wi-Fi router name its autobiography?

'Connected: A Life Without Strings.'

Why did the database go on a diet?

It had too many tables.

What do you call a robot that takes the long way home?

A R2-Detour.