Short Dad Jokes

Why don't programmers like to go outside?

The sun causes too many screen glares.

What do you call a computer that can sing opera?

A Dell.

Why did the developer bring a net to work?

To catch all the bugs.

Why did the smartphone go to school?

To improve its reception.

What did the desk lamp say when it got a raise?

I'm absolutely glowing!

Why did the receptionist break up with the delivery driver?

They kept sending mixed packages.

What did the file folder say during its exit interview?

I'm just ready to close this chapter.

Why did the paycheck go to therapy?

It had too many deductions about its self-worth.

What do you call an office with no windows?

A Mac environment.

Why did the annual review bring tissues?

It knew there would be some performance issues.

What did the whiteboard marker say when it retired?

I've made my mark on this company.

Why did the temp worker bring a calendar to every meeting?

Their days were numbered.

What did the conference table say to the chairs?

I've got you all covered.

Why did the shredder quit its job?

It was tired of everyone feeding it garbage.

Why did the office door get promoted?

Because it was always open to new opportunities.