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🦃 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

40 turkey puns and holiday jokes to share at the dinner table.

Why do Thanksgiving leftovers make great comedians?

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What did the turkey say to the anxious ham?

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Why did the cranberry sauce always win at poker?

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the pecan pie?

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Why did the turkey cross the road on Thanksgiving?

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What's a turkey's favorite type of key?

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Why did the dinner rolls form a union?

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What do you call a grateful dog at Thanksgiving dinner?

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Why was the butternut squash always so chill?

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Why do turkeys make terrible house guests?

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What do you call a turkey that does stand-up comedy?

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Why did the Thanksgiving host go to medical school?

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What's a turkey's favorite classic movie?

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Why was the stuffing named Employee of the Month?

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What do you call a turkey that loves social media?

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