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🦃 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

40 turkey puns and holiday jokes to share at the dinner table.

What do you call a turkey in a bad mood?

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Why was the gravy boat invited to every party?

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Why was the Thanksgiving table so smart?

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What's a turkey's favorite game to play with kids?

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Why did the green beans go to jail?

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Why can't turkeys keep secrets?

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What do you call a turkey in a disguise?

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Why don't turkeys ever use smartphones?

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What do you call a turkey's morning coffee?

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Why was the Thanksgiving soup so wealthy?

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What did the gravy say to the mashed potatoes?

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What do you call a sleeping turkey?

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Why couldn't the turkey be surprised on Thanksgiving?

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Why did the stuffing break up with the turkey?

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Why did the corn get promoted at work?

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