What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
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“What Did The... Say” Jokes
321 Q&A jokes
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
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What did the hat say to the scarf?
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What did the scarf say to the hat?
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What did the drummer name her twin daughters?
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What did the shy pebble wish for?
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What did the beaver say to the tree?
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
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What did the calculator say to the student?
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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?
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