“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the 0 say to the 8?

What did the piece of bread say to the knife?

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

What did the hat say to the scarf?

What did the scarf say to the hat?

What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

What did the calculator say to the student?

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?