“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in dirt, and crosses back?

What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

What do you call a bear that loves camping in the rain?

What do you call a pig that paints?

What do you call a clam that works out?

What do you call a penguin who steals things?

What do you call a crazy space traveler?

What do you call a skeleton who won the lottery?

What do you call a werewolf with a fever?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way home?

What do you call a shoe made of a banana?

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?

What do you call a frozen orbit?

What do you call a crane that tells jokes?