“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a crazy space traveler?

An astro-nut!

What do you call a fish that handles loans?

A loan shark.

What do you call a book about adhesives?

Something you just can't put down!

What do you call a skeleton who won the lottery?

A lucky stiff!

What do you call a werewolf with a fever?

A hot dog!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch!

What do you call a teapot full of math equations?

A brewing solution.

What do you call a computer virus that's polite?

Malw-'yes sir.'

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

What do you call a sleeping lizard?

A calm-eleon.

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky.

What do you call a frozen orbit?

A cold front-ier!

What do you call a lazy bulldozer?

A bulldozer — it's always pushing things off!

What do you call a doctor who's always on the move?

A running nose specialist!