“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a dollar bill in a blender?

Liquid assets.

What do you call a spider who's a great typist?

A web developer.

What do you call a pig that paints?

Pig-asso.

What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?

A fire-quacker.

What do you call a clam that works out?

A mussel.

What do you call a detective who solves crimes at the bakery?

An under-cover roll.

What do you call a book about adhesives?

Something you just can't put down!

What do you call a garden full of math teachers?

A square root garden!

What do you call a car with a cold?

A Volks-WAAAH-gen!

What do you call a fish that won't shut up?

A big-mouth bass!

What do you call a haunted chicken?

A poultry-geist!

What do you call a werewolf with a fever?

A hot dog!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch!

What do you call a mathematician who hates negative numbers?

Someone who will stop at nothing to avoid them.

What do you call a teapot full of math equations?

A brewing solution.