“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a coffee that sues people?

What do you call a fashionable ghost?

What do you call a banker who's also a gardener?

What do you call a dollar bill in a blender?

What do you call a penny that tells tall tales?

What do you call a spider who's a great typist?

What do you call a pig that paints?

What do you call a clam that works out?

What do you call a detective who solves crimes at the bakery?

What do you call a guitar that gets everything wrong?

What do you call a construction worker who loves poetry?

What do you call a book about adhesives?

What do you call a garden full of math teachers?

What do you call a car with a cold?

What do you call a fish that won't shut up?