“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a nervous car?

What do you call an ant that skips school?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you call the Easter Bunny's life story?

What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?

What do you call a car that's really good at golf?

What do you call a lazy crane operator?

What do you call a fish that handles loans?

What do you call a coffee that sues people?

What do you call a fashionable ghost?

What do you call a sweater that tells the future?

What do you call a banker who's also a gardener?

What do you call a dollar bill in a blender?

What do you call a penny that tells tall tales?

What do you call a spider who's a great typist?