“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in dirt, and crosses back?

A dirty double-crosser.

What do you call a bear that loves camping in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What do you call a penguin who steals things?

A hardened criminal — he's already doing hard time on ice.

What do you call a crazy space traveler?

An astro-nut!

What do you call a skeleton who won the lottery?

A lucky stiff!

What do you call a frozen orbit?

A cold front-ier!

What do you call an ant that skips school?

A truant.

What do you call the Easter Bunny's life story?

A hare-raising autobiography!

What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?

An egg-straterrestrial!

What do you call a car that's really good at golf?

A Caddy-lac!

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

Santa Pause.

What do you call a fish that handles loans?

A loan shark.

What do you call a coffee that sues people?

Grounds for a lawsuit.

What do you call a fashionable ghost?

A boo-tique shopper.

What do you call a banker who's also a gardener?

Someone who likes watching their savings grow.