“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the key say to the lock on Valentine's Day?

You unlock my heart!

What did the owl say to its Valentine?

Owl always love you!

What did the campfire say to the marshmallow?

You're looking pretty toasty tonight.

What did the nail say to the wood?

I'm really getting hammered today!

What did the Civil War general say to the pastry chef?

Nice work — your layers have real battle lines.

What did the file folder say during its exit interview?

I'm just ready to close this chapter.

What did the Bunsen burner say to the beaker?

You crack me up — but you're the one who's always boiling over.

What did the entropy say to the scientist?

Things between us are getting disordered.

What did the boat say to its Valentine?

You really float my boat!

What did the snail give on Valentine's Day?

A slow-mance!

What did the tornado say to its Valentine?

You make my head spin!

What did the door say to its Valentine?

I a-door you!

What did the drum say to its Valentine?

My heart beats for you!

What did the light bulb say to its Valentine?

I watt you so much!

What did the biologist wear on their first date?

Designer genes.