“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the key say to the lock on Valentine's Day?

What did the owl say to its Valentine?

What did the campfire say to the marshmallow?

What did the nail say to the wood?

What did the Civil War general say to the pastry chef?

What did the file folder say during its exit interview?

What did the astronaut say after crashing into the moon?

What did the Bunsen burner say to the beaker?

What did the entropy say to the scientist?

What did the boat say to its Valentine?

What did the snail give on Valentine's Day?

What did the tornado say to its Valentine?

What did the door say to its Valentine?

What did the drum say to its Valentine?

What did the pumpkin pie say to the pecan pie?