“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the ocean say to the pirate?

Nothing, it just waved — but the pirate took a bow.

What did the mommy spider say to the baby spider?

You spend too much time on the web!

What did the Civil War general say to the pastry chef?

Nice work — your layers have real battle lines.

What did the runway say to the airplane?

You can always land on me — I'm very grounded.

What did the browser tab say to the other 47 tabs?

Move over, I need some memory too!

What did the file folder say during its exit interview?

I'm just ready to close this chapter.

What did the red blood cell say at retirement?

I've been circulating the same stories for years — time to call it a platelet.

What did the cinnamon roll say on its birthday?

I'm on a roll — this is the sweetest day ever!

What did the investor say to the stock market?

I find you very volatile — but I can't quit you!

What did the screw say to the drill?

You really drive me in circles!

What did the spider do on the computer?

Made a website.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte!

What did the violin say when it finally got tuned?

Things are finally looking sharp.

What did the mama buffalo say when her boy left for college?

Bison!

What did the manager say about the team-building exercise?

It really brought everyone to the table — mostly because there was free pizza.