“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the dollar say to the four quarters?

You've changed.

What did the flower say after it told a joke?

I was just pollen your leg!

What did the ocean say to the pirate?

Nothing, it just waved — but the pirate took a bow.

What did the mommy spider say to the baby spider?

You spend too much time on the web!

What did the algebra equation say after it was solved?

I finally found my X — but I still don't know Y.

What did the runway say to the airplane?

You can always land on me — I'm very grounded.

What did the browser tab say to the other 47 tabs?

Move over, I need some memory too!

What did the beaker say to the Erlenmeyer flask?

I see right through you — you're not as well-rounded as you think.

What did the nucleus say to the electrons who wanted to leave?

I'm positive you'll come back — we have such strong attraction.

What did the red blood cell say at retirement?

I've been circulating the same stories for years — time to call it a platelet.

What did the RNA say when DNA got all the credit?

Without me, your message would never get delivered.

What did the lime say when the lemon took credit for the margarita?

That's the zest of my work you're squeezing in on!

What did the cinnamon roll say on its birthday?

I'm on a roll — this is the sweetest day ever!

What did the fondue say to the bread cubes at the party?

I'm so glad you could dip in!

What did the duck say after buying new shoes?

Put it on my bill.