What did the avocado say to the toast?
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“What Did The... Say” Jokes
320 Q&A jokes
What did the mountain climber name his son?
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What did the snail give on Valentine's Day?
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What did the tornado say to its Valentine?
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What did the battery say to its Valentine?
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What did the cheese say to its Valentine?
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What did the door say to its Valentine?
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What did the drum say to its Valentine?
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What did the light bulb say to its Valentine?
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What did the biologist wear on their first date?
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What did the dentist say to the golfer?
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What did the calculator say to the stressed student?
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What did the dollar say to the four quarters?
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What did the flower say after it told a joke?
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What did the ocean say to the pirate?
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