“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the budget say to the department head?

I'm really stretched thin this quarter.

What did the avocado say to the toast?

Together we're smashing.

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

What did the sea say to the sand?

We have to stop meeting like this.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

What did the pencil say to the sharpener on Valentine's Day?

You really keep me on point!

What did the boat say to its Valentine?

You really float my boat!

What did the snail give on Valentine's Day?

A slow-mance!

What did the tornado say to its Valentine?

You make my head spin!

What did the battery say to its Valentine?

You really charge me up!

What did the artist say to their Valentine?

You really draw me in!

What did the needle say to the thread on Valentine's Day?

We're sew good together!

What did the cheese say to its Valentine?

You make my heart melt!