“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the tornado say to its Valentine?

What did the door say to its Valentine?

What did the drum say to its Valentine?

What did the light bulb say to its Valentine?

What did the biologist wear on their first date?

What did the dollar say to the four quarters?

What did the flower say after it told a joke?

What did the ocean say to the pirate?

What did the loan officer say at the comedy club?

What did the mommy spider say to the baby spider?

What did the algebra equation say after it was solved?

What did the runway say to the airplane?

What did the allergist say to the anxious patient?

What did the browser tab say to the other 47 tabs?

What did the beaker say to the Erlenmeyer flask?