“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the snail give on Valentine's Day?

What did the tornado say to its Valentine?

What did the door say to its Valentine?

What did the drum say to its Valentine?

What did the light bulb say to its Valentine?

What did the biologist wear on their first date?

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

What did the calculator say to the stressed student?

What did the dollar say to the four quarters?

What did the flower say after it told a joke?

What did the ocean say to the pirate?

What did the suspenders say to the belt?

What did the iron say to the wrinkled shirt?

What did the loan officer say at the comedy club?

What did the dandelion say to the lawn mower?