“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the light bulb say to its Valentine?

What did the biologist wear on their first date?

What did the dollar say to the four quarters?

What did the flower say after it told a joke?

What did the ocean say to the pirate?

What did the mommy spider say to the baby spider?

What did the algebra equation say after it was solved?

What did the runway say to the airplane?

What did the allergist say to the anxious patient?

What did the browser tab say to the other 47 tabs?

What did the beaker say to the Erlenmeyer flask?

What did the nucleus say to the electrons who wanted to leave?

What did the red blood cell say at retirement?

What did the RNA say when DNA got all the credit?

What did the lime say when the lemon took credit for the margarita?