“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the nucleus say to the electrons who wanted to leave?

What did the red blood cell say at retirement?

What did the RNA say when DNA got all the credit?

What did the mitochondria put on its dating profile?

What did the blueberry say to the raspberry at the smoothie bar?

What did the lime say when the lemon took credit for the margarita?

What did the cinnamon roll say on its birthday?

What did the fondue say to the bread cubes at the party?

What did the duck say after buying new shoes?

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?

What did the investor say to the stock market?

What did the quarter say to the penny?

What did the shark say when it ate a clownfish?

What did the astronaut say when he stepped in gum?

What did the screw say to the drill?