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“What Did The... Say” Jokes

321 Q&A jokes

What did the cheese say to its Valentine?

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What did the key say to the lock on Valentine's Day?

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What did the artichoke say on Valentine's Day?

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What did the ocean say to its Valentine?

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What did the baker say to their Valentine?

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What did the cat say to its Valentine?

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What did the door say to its Valentine?

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What did the sheep say to its Valentine?

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What did the drum say to its Valentine?

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What did the turkey say to the anxious ham?

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What did the pizza say to its Valentine?

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the pecan pie?

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What did the pickle say to its Valentine?

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What did the owl say to its Valentine?

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What did the gravy say to the mashed potatoes?

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