“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the algebra equation say after it was solved?

What did the runway say to the airplane?

What did the allergist say to the anxious patient?

What did the browser tab say to the other 47 tabs?

What did the beaker say to the Erlenmeyer flask?

What did the nucleus say to the electrons who wanted to leave?

What did the red blood cell say at retirement?

What did the RNA say when DNA got all the credit?

What did the mitochondria put on its dating profile?

What did the blueberry say to the raspberry at the smoothie bar?

What did the lime say when the lemon took credit for the margarita?

What did the cinnamon roll say on its birthday?

What did the fondue say to the bread cubes at the party?

What did the duck say after buying new shoes?

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?