“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the suspenders say to the belt?

What did the iron say to the wrinkled shirt?

What did the loan officer say at the comedy club?

What did the dandelion say to the lawn mower?

What did the Milky Way say to the Andromeda galaxy?

What did the comet say at the end of the show?

What did the alien say to the garden?

What did the Aztec calendar say to the Gregorian calendar?

What did the algebra equation say after it was solved?

What did the runway say to the airplane?

What did the allergist say to the anxious patient?

What did the browser tab say to the other 47 tabs?

What did the power button say to the user?

What did the router say to the doctor?

What did the manager say to the broken vending machine?