“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a number that just can't even?

An odd number.

What do you call a musical cat that lives in the desert?

A sand-pianist.

What do you call a cow that plays the drums?

A moo-sician.

What do you call a swimmer who just got out of a relationship?

Back in the dating pool.

What do you call a computer virus that's polite?

Malw-'yes sir.'

What do you call a robot that takes the long way home?

A R2-Detour.

What do you call a boss who falls asleep during meetings?

A nap-tain of industry.

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

A neigh-bor.

What do you call a bear stuck in the rain with no umbrella?

A drizzly bear.

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

What do you call a sleeping lizard?

A calm-eleon.

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky.

What do you call a hat that tells jokes?

A cap comedian — it always tops them off!

What do you call a shoe made of a banana?

A slipper!