“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a fish that does surgery?

What do you call a moose that makes pottery?

What do you call a door that plays the drums?

What do you call a sleeping bag that snores?

What do you call a snowman with abs?

What do you call a shoe that tells lies?

What do you call a detective who solves crimes at the bakery?

What do you call a guitar that gets everything wrong?

What do you call a construction worker who loves poetry?

What do you call a book about adhesives?

What do you call a garden full of math teachers?

What do you call a car with a cold?

What do you call a car that plays hide and seek?

What do you call a fish that won't shut up?

What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?