“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a haunted chicken?

What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?

What do you call a werewolf with a fever?

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

What do you call a mathematician who hates negative numbers?

What do you call a teapot full of math equations?

What do you call a number that just can't even?

What do you call a musical cat that lives in the desert?

What do you call a cow that plays the drums?

What do you call a swimmer who just got out of a relationship?

What do you call a computer virus that's polite?

What do you call a boss who falls asleep during meetings?

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?