“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?

Lazy bones!

What do you call a fish that knows addition?

An octo-plus!

What do you call a lazy bulldozer?

A bulldozer — it's always pushing things off!

What do you call a doctor who's always on the move?

A running nose specialist!

What do you call a musical insect?

A humbug.

What do you call a cow that plays guitar?

A moo-sician.

What do you call a fish that plays basketball?

A slam dunk-er fish.

What do you call a nervous car?

A Dodge!

What do you call a family of musical cats?

A mew-sical ensemble!

What do you call a frozen dad joke?

A pun-sicle.

What do you call a cat that eats lemons?

A sourpuss.

What do you call a dog magician?

A golden receiver.

What do you call a crow sitting on a telephone wire?

A long-distance caw.

What do you call a dog that's been out in the cold?

A pupsicle.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.