“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a swimmer who just got out of a relationship?

What do you call a karate champion who works at a deli?

What do you call a computer virus that's polite?

What do you call a boss who falls asleep during meetings?

What do you call a coworker who tells jokes at the copier?

What do you call an employee who refuses to sit down?

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?

What do you call a bear stuck in the rain with no umbrella?

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

What do you call a sleeping lizard?

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backward?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do you call Santa when he stops moving?