“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a hat that graduated top of its class?

The cap-tain of the honor roll.

What do you call a sweater that tells the future?

A pullover prophet — it always calls for warm fronts.

What do you call a debt that's always cracking jokes?

A laughing stock.

What do you call a banker who's also a gardener?

Someone who likes watching their savings grow.

What do you call a dollar bill in a blender?

Liquid assets.

What do you call a penny that tells tall tales?

A cent-sational storyteller.

What do you call a dinosaur that writes poetry?

A veloci-rhymer.

What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?

Hoo-dini.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa.

What do you call a noodle that's always telling the truth?

An honest-a pasta.

What do you call a bear that lost all its teeth at the candy store?

A gummy bear.

What do you call a donkey with a PhD?

A smart ass.

What do you call a vegetable that's also a plumber?

A leek fixer.

What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?

A dead ringer.

What do you call a spider who's a great typist?

A web developer.