“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a doctor who's always on the move?

What do you call a snake that sings?

What do you call a musical insect?

What do you call a cow that plays guitar?

What do you call a fish that plays basketball?

What do you call a basketball player who misses every shot?

What do you call a family of musical cats?

What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married?

What do you call a frozen dad joke?

What do you call a buffalo at a nudist colony?

What do you call a cat that eats lemons?

What do you call a dog magician?

What do you call a crow sitting on a telephone wire?

What do you call a bear caught in the rain?

What do you call a dog that's been out in the cold?