“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call an alligator who works as a surveyor?

An investi-gator.

What do you call a cow that plays the violin?

A moo-sician.

What do you call a fish that does surgery?

A sturgeon.

What do you call a pig that paints?

Pig-asso.

What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?

A fire-quacker.

What do you call a moose that makes pottery?

Harry Potter — just kidding, a kiln-deer.

What do you call a door that plays the drums?

A knock-knock musician.

What do you call a clam that works out?

A mussel.

What do you call a group of crows performing Shakespeare?

A murder mystery.

What do you call a sleeping bag that snores?

A nap sack.

What do you call a snowman with abs?

An abdominal snowman.

What do you call a shoe that tells lies?

A sneaker.

What do you call a penguin who steals things?

A hardened criminal — he's already doing hard time on ice.

What do you call a detective who solves crimes at the bakery?

An under-cover roll.

What do you call a guitar that gets everything wrong?

Out of tune with reality.