“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a dog magician?

What do you call a crow sitting on a telephone wire?

What do you call a bear caught in the rain?

What do you call a dog that's been out in the cold?

What do you call a pig that does karate?

What do you call a line of people waiting to buy sausage?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

What do you call a cow with no legs?

What do you call two barracuda fish?

What do you call a Valentine from a tailor?

What do you call a grateful dog at Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you call a turkey that does stand-up comedy?