“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a buffalo at a nudist colony?

What do you call a lizard that sings?

What do you call a cat that eats lemons?

What do you call a dog magician?

What do you call a crow sitting on a telephone wire?

What do you call a bear caught in the rain?

What do you call a dog that's been out in the cold?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do you call a pig that does karate?

What do you call a line of people waiting to buy sausage?

What do you call a fish without eyes?

What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

What do you call two guys hanging out by your window?