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When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology.

I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

I asked my date to go to the gym the other day.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?"

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

Why are ghosts bad liars?

Can February march?