Skip to content
GroanDeckGroanDeck
0d·
0😏
🎲

My cat was just sick on the carpet.

one-liners

How bad was it?

← Prev🎲 ShuffleNext →

More like this

I told my son I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I told my son I was named after Abraham Lincoln.

I used to hate facial hair.

Browse:one-liners