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📚 Back to School Dad Jokes

59 teacher puns and school jokes for the new year.

Why was the geography student always wet?

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What did the calculator say to the stressed student?

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Why was the music teacher so great at baseball?

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Why did the outdoor enthusiast bring a pencil to the woods?

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I tried to make a pencil with two erasers.

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What do you call a garden full of math teachers?

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Why did the family bring a pencil to game night?

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Why was the calculus teacher so popular at parties?

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Why did the math teacher plant old worksheets in her garden?

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Why did the backpacker bring a dictionary to Europe?

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What did the school bus say to the students on Monday?

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Why did the teacher write on the window?

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Why did the reading teacher go to the beach?

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Why do grammar teachers love the park?

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Why did the student eat his math homework?

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