Corny Dad Jokes

What did the wave say to the surfer?

Have a swell time!

Why do travelers always carry a watch?

Because time flies when you're having fun!

What did the volcano say to the tourists?

I lava you all!

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it's R, but it's really the C!

What do you call a fish that knows addition?

An octo-plus!

Why did the compass break up with the ruler?

It felt the relationship had no direction!

What do you call a fish that travels first class?

A flying fish with an upgrade!

Why did the whale blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom!

Why did the hotel bed always win arguments?

Because no one could turn it down!

What did the shark say when it ate a clownfish?

That tasted a little funny!

What do you call a dinosaur that travels the world?

A roam-a-saurus!

Why did the dolphin cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why don't trains ever get sick on vacation?

Because they stay on track!

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships!

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

Long time, no sea!