Dad Jokes for Work

Why did the electrician close his shop?

Business was no longer current.

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why did the banker break up with the calculator?

She felt she could no longer count on it.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?

A receding hare-line.

Why did the tomato blush during the podcast?

It saw the salad dressing.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky.

Why did the calendar feel popular?

It had a lot of dates.

What did the grape do when it got promoted?

It let out a little wine.

Why did the bicycle fall over at the debate?

It lost its balance of arguments.

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the gig?

To reach the high notes.

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory.

Why did the coffee call the police?

It got mugged.

Why do opticians live so long?

Because they dilate.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur's snack?

Dinosnores.