🐰 Easter Dad Jokes

Why did the Easter chick go to acting school?

To improve its peep-formance!

What do you call an Easter egg that can't keep secrets?

A blabber-yolk!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met his true love?

They lived hoppily ever after!

Why did the Easter egg go to the party?

To get egg-quainted with everyone!

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite movie genre?

Hare-raising thrillers!

Why was the Easter egg so intelligent?

It was hard-boiled in knowledge!

What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny tell his kids?

Ones with hoppy endings!

Why did the Easter Bunny get a speeding ticket?

For hopping the speed limit!

What did the Easter egg painter say to his client?

I'm dyeing to show you my work!

Why did the chocolate Easter bunny go to the dentist?

It kept losing its ears!

What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like best?

Hip-hop!

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur so neat?

With a hare brush!

What did the Easter egg say when it got decorated?

I'm dye-lighted!

What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?

A practical yolker!

Why did the Easter egg win the talent show?

It gave an egg-ceptional performance!