🐰 Easter Dad Jokes

What does the Easter Bunny order at a coffee shop?

A hop-puccino!

What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?

An egg-straterrestrial!

What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?

14-carrot gold!

What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?

Egg-shausted!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken!

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny.

What do you call a really cold dog sitting on a rabbit?

A chili dog on a bun.

What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes?

A funny bunny.

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

What do you do when your bunny gets wet?

You get your hare dryer.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.