🎃 Halloween Dad Jokes

Why did the skeleton give a Valentine?

It took a lot of backbone!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

What's a ghost's favorite fruit?

Boo-berries!

What position does a mummy play in football?

The wrapper!

Why do witches fly on broomsticks?

Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

What do you call a skeleton who won the lottery?

A lucky stiff!

Why did the zombie go to the counselor?

He needed to get something off his chest — literally!

What do you call a ghost comedian?

Dead funny!

Why did the ghost join the cheerleading squad?

To show off his school spirit!

What do you call a monster who poisons your cereal?

A cereal killer!

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

To improve his bite!

What do you call a haunted chicken?

A poultry-geist!

Why did the headless horseman start a business?

He wanted to get ahead in life!

What did the jack-o-lantern say to the other pumpkin?

Cut it out!

Why don't ghosts go out in the rain?

It dampens their spirits!