🎃 Halloween Dad Jokes

What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?

A numbskull!

Why do vampires always seem sick?

Because they're always coffin!

What do you call a ghost's favorite dessert?

I-scream!

Why did the mummy call in sick?

He was all wrapped up in something!

What do you call a werewolf with a fever?

A hot dog!

Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend?

She kept stringing him along!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch!

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the elevator?

He couldn't stop pressing everyone's buttons!

What do you call a witch's garage?

A broom closet!

Why don't ghosts like rain?

It dampens their spirits!

How do vampires start their letters?

Tomb it may concern!

What's a monster's favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet!

What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets bad?

Spooktacles!

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin!