🎃 Halloween Dad Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

Because he had no body to go with!

What's a ghost's favorite ride at the amusement park?

The roller-ghoster!

Why did the vampire read the newspaper?

He heard it had great circulation!

What do witches use on their hair?

Scare spray!

What room does a ghost not need in a house?

A living room!

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?

Lazy bones!

Why did the zombie skip school?

He felt rotten!

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite!

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

A blood orange!

What do you call a witch at the beach?

A sand-witch!

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the boos!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I scream!

Why don't mummies take vacations?

They're afraid they'll relax and unwind!

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

What do you call a dog that does magic?

A Labracadabrador.