🎃 Halloween Dad Jokes

What's a ghost's favorite ride at the amusement park?

Why did the vampire read the newspaper?

What do witches use on their hair?

What room does a ghost not need in a house?

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?

Why did the zombie skip school?

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call a witch at the beach?

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

Why don't mummies take vacations?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What do you call a dog that does magic?

What do vegetarian zombies eat?