🎃 Halloween Dad Jokes

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters?

They don't have the stomach for it.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have nobody to go with.

Where does batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them!

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!