“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?

A boa constructor.

What do you call a goat on a mountain?

Hillbilly.

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger.

What do you call a gorilla with bananas in each ear?

Anything you want — he can't hear you.

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes?

A funny bunny.

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonkey.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

A depresso.

What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

A bagel.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a hen looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.