“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a report that's always late?

What do you call a coworker who steals office supplies?

What do you call a meeting that starts on time?

What do you call a snowman having a tantrum?

What do you call a really cold dog sitting on a rabbit?

What do you call a fish that needs help with its vocals?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What do you call a camel with no humps?

What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

What do you call two spiders that just got married?

What do you call a fly with no wings?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What do you call a moose that plays piano?

What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?

What do you call a goat on a mountain?