“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a gorilla with bananas in each ear?

Anything you want — he can't hear you.

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes?

A funny bunny.

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonkey.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

A depresso.

What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

A bagel.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a hen looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A cat-astrophe.

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.