“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a camel with no humps?

What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

What do you call two spiders that just got married?

What do you call a fly with no wings?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What do you call a moose that plays piano?

What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?

What do you call a goat on a mountain?

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

What do you call a gorilla with bananas in each ear?

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes?

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?