What do you call a garden with no weeds?
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gardening
“What Do You Call...” Jokes
371 punny definitions
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
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space
What do you call a lazy spacecraft?
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space
What do you call a stolen yam?
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gardening
What do you call a spaceship that drips water?
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space
What do you call a garden that sings?
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gardening
What do you call a grumpy gardener?
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gardening
What do you call a snowman in July?
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nature
What do you call a story about a broken pencil?
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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years?
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books
What do you call an autobiography written by a cat?
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books
What do you call a book that's always cold?
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books
What do you call a nervous USB stick?
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technology
What do you call a knight who's afraid to fight?
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history
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
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technology