“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth at the dentist?

What do you call a physician who specializes in Adam's rib?

What do you call a fake noodle in the hospital?

What do you call a sleeping classroom?

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?

What do you call a graph that sings?

What do you call a piano that needs a bath?

What do you call a destroyed math textbook?

What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

What do you call a group of musical whales?

What do you call an angle that's been in a car accident?

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur at a concert?

What do you call a number that follows you everywhere?

What do you call a musician who just broke up?

What do you call a crushed angle?