“Why Did The...” Jokes

Why did the noodle get promoted?

It was great at using its noodle.

Why did the hummus win the debate?

Its arguments were well-blended and hard to spread thin.

Why did the macaroni break up with the cheese?

Things had gotten too clingy and it needed some elbowroom.

Why did the rice file a noise complaint?

The beans next door wouldn't stop being gassy.

Why did the crouton refuse to leave the salad bowl?

It was on a roll and didn't want to toss it away.

Why did the pretzel go to the chiropractor?

It was feeling all twisted up inside.

Why did the burrito break up with the taco?

It felt like the relationship was too wrapped up.

Why did the fog get a promotion?

It kept rising to the occasion.

Why did the sun get into the newspaper?

It was a rising star.

Why did the garden get so many compliments?

Because it was blooming lovely.

Why did the boulder feel lonely?

Because everyone took it for granite.

Why did the snowflake break up with the ice cube?

She thought he was too rigid — she needed someone with more flurries of emotion.

Why did the earthquake get bad grades?

It kept getting caught passing notes on the Richter scale.

Why did the flower break up with the gardener?

She felt he was too controlling — always pruning her choices.

Why did the river apply for a job?

It wanted to go with the flow.