“Why Did The...” Jokes

Why did the gymnast bring a ladder to practice?

She wanted to raise the bar.

Why did the car go to school?

To improve its drive!

Why did the mechanic break up with the car?

There was too much exhaust-ion in the relationship!

Why did the bicycle fall over at the finish line?

It was two-tired.

Why did the traffic light turn red?

Because it had to change in front of everyone!

Why did the volleyball player join the Marines?

She heard they needed a good serve.

Why did the car apply for a job?

It wanted to quit being idle!

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the kid bring a spoon to the family photo?

Because they heard everyone needs to say 'cheese' and they wanted to be ready to eat!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?

He wanted to tie the score.

Why did the family sit on the clock?

They wanted to be a family of four... o'clock!

Why did the conference call break up with video chat?

It said you're always freezing on me at the worst moments.

Why did the quarterly report go to the gym?

It needed to work on its figures.

Why did the job candidate bring a pencil to the interview?

They wanted to draw on their experience.