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My dad always said 'never invest in trampolines.'

He said it's a market with too many ups and downs.

I used to be addicted to the hokey cokey.

But then I turned myself around — and that's what it's all about.

My friend bet me I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

You should've seen the look on his face when I drove pasta.

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology.

Please don't buy it.

I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

I made a playlist of songs about sewing.

It's called my Spotify needle-drop.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Guess it's a waist of a band.